Ramblings of a Village Idiot

http://www.colbertnation.com/

Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

Stephen Wins an Emmy

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/700028435/Radio-dial-The-End-meets-its-end.html

2010 Election

Fox News

oh no!

2010-08-19T08:19:00.000-07:00

I just realized that my Crystal is Flashing!
Run John! Run!

The Official Talk Like a Pirate Personality Inventory

2010-08-05T12:50:00.001-07:00

I took this Quiz: The Official Talk Like a Pirate Personality Inventory

The Quartermaster

Profile: The Quartermaster (The ship’s disciplinarian).You, me hearty, are a man or woman of action! And what action it is! Gruesome, awful, delightful action. You mete out punishment to friend and foe alike – well, mostly to foe, because your burning inner rage isn’t likely to draw you a whole lot of the former. Still, though you may be what today is called “high maintenance” and in the past was called “bat-shit crazy,” the crew likes to have you around because in a pinch your maniacal combat prowess may be the only thing that saves them from Jack Ketch. When not in a pinch, the rest of the crew will goad you into berserker mode because it’s just kind of fun to watch. So you provide a double service – doling out discipline AND entertainment.

Oh, Death never gets to have any fun...

2010-07-28T06:30:00.000-07:00

That is my favorite game! "What is in your bowling bag?"

2010-07-19T10:03:00.001-07:00

What?

2010-07-14T09:51:00.001-07:00

You have been warned. ;)

She escaped

2010-07-02T07:30:00.001-07:00

This is My Tarot Card.

2010-06-22T08:39:00.001-07:00

You are The Star

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.

The Star is one of the great cards of faith, dreams realized

The Star is a card that looks to the future. It does not predict any immediate or powerful change, but it does predict hope and healing. This card suggests clarity of vision, spiritual insight. And, most importantly, that unexpected help will be coming, with water to quench your thirst, with a guiding light to the future. They might say you're a dreamer, but you're not the only one.

What Tarot Card are You?
Take the Test to Find Out.

2010-06-05T16:59:00.000-07:00

Look what i found hidding in a dark corner waiting to attack!

"That's SIR Captain to you."

2010-06-03T18:33:00.001-07:00

Patrick Stewart is Now a Knight.

Actor Patrick Stewart Knighted by Queen Elizabeth II

(AP) Patrick Stewart has been upgraded from captain to knight. The actor famous for playing Capt.Jean-Luc Picard on "Star Trek: The Next Generation" officially became Sir Patrick Stewart when he was knighted by Queen Elizabeth II at Buckingham Palace on Wednesday.

While "Star Trek" introduced him to a different group of fans, Stewart is also a widely respected stage actor. The 69-year-old actor discovered the theater as a child, and said "my heroes were Sir Laurence Olivier, Sir John Gielgud, Sir Alec Guinness."Being in that company is the grandest thing that has professionally happened to me."

Stewart joined Britain's storied Royal Shakespeare Company in his 20s, and in 2008 was nominated for a Tony award for the leading role in "Macbeth."

2010-05-25T15:14:00.001-07:00

Mmmmm

Iron Man 2

2010-05-08T07:36:00.000-07:00

Iron Man 2 was great. It was lots of fun. I really enjoyed it. Remember to always hit through the credits.

Why I don't do Yard Work

2010-05-07T08:56:00.000-07:00

Hi

2010-05-06T16:55:00.001-07:00

I am not Crazy!!!

Pay back is...

2010-04-30T09:02:00.001-07:00

Are you wondering why this is on my blog? Well, Scarlet and I have some personal interest in this story. That is all I am going to say. I will miss some thing’s about “The End” though. I really kind of like the new change in the station too.

ha ha

2010-04-26T08:29:00.000-07:00

Nailed 'Em - Drive-Through Rapping

Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

Fox News

hi

2010-04-25T08:02:00.001-07:00

Just to see if anyone is still reading this. The first person that I know to comment on this post gets a dollar. oohhhhhh.

I HAVE FELT THIS WAY.

2010-04-05T09:11:00.000-07:00

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Jell-O??

2010-04-04T08:23:00.000-07:00

Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

Jell-O Tampering

http://www.cbs.com/late_night/late_late_show/video/?pid=VGN1xoEYbJwNbV3a5uTGqmZ7hIQTTFDe&play=true&vs=homepage

Health Care Reform

This is how i feel.

2010-03-30T09:53:00.001-07:00

I wish my cat would do this

2010-03-30T05:59:00.001-07:00

Craig Ferguson - Robot Skeleton Sidekick: The Beginning

2010-03-29T18:53:00.000-07:00

laugh poeple

2010-03-23T17:38:00.000-07:00

Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

Recap - Week of 3/15/10

Health Care reform

2010-03-17T20:19:00.000-07:00

Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c

Barack Joe-Bama

Health Care reform

Happy 316 Day!

2010-03-16T13:22:00.000-07:00

No one cares but a few, but to those who do. Happy 316 Day. Happy Birthday to one. To the other a huge congratulations to him.
That is all.

Robots are awesome!

2010-03-09T09:13:00.001-08:00

Day 3-6

2010-02-18T15:44:00.000-08:00

they all Suck so they weren't worth sharing. Oh well maybe I'll find something worth sharing.

Day 2

2010-02-13T17:43:00.000-08:00

YAY OLYMPICS

2010-02-12T15:49:00.000-08:00

I don't hate the Olympics. Something about it just drives me crazy. So here is something completely different.

For my birthday

2010-02-07T12:12:00.001-08:00

My sister decorated my house.

Today I am 30!

2010-02-05T08:18:00.001-08:00

2010-02-03T18:17:00.001-08:00

The darkness should have 4 eyes... The cats are watching me.

New Toys

2010-02-01T16:06:00.000-08:00

This is my new Toy at work.

I finally got issued a headset 3 months after they told me I'd get one.

blah!

2010-01-15T17:51:00.000-08:00

I hate America Idol!!

My thoughts from 2009

2010-01-02T15:19:00.000-08:00

Mythbusters is still the best TV show ever
I don't like Elvis
Milie Sirus is just a robot created by the Disney Imagineers
Gray hair can show up at 29
Blacking out makes for some good stories
When crazy, everything is "inappropriate"
There are good people still in the world
Blogs are nothing but trouble
I have a great family (includes In-Laws, cousins. etc, of course)
Funerals still suck
I hate cancer
I still love chocolate
Having a rare desies is both horrible and exciting
Las Vegas is a lot different then the last time I was there
U2 Rocks!!
I really don't mean to scare my wife
I still can't gamble
I am both sad and happy Robert Jordan is dead
I missed fishing
Rage, Hope, Will, Fear, and Death are cool
My favorite movies of 2009 were Star Trek and G.I. Joe
Family parties don't cause Dinosaur Flu
I miss "The Crash Test Dummies and Steven Page with BLN
Star Wars in Concert was Awesome
Steve Rogers is alive again
Bruce Wayne is dead
Mothers day will never be the same
I will always laugh at "but where are their feet?" when kids go to a viewing
Reading Harry Potter for the first time backwards is the only way to do it
Lady GaGa is a freak, but I still like her music

What are the Rules?

2009-09-30T10:57:00.000-07:00

Here is some friendly advice. Remember, this advice isn't just relevant for the Month of October, horrible things can happen any day of the year....

The Rules

1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.

2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.

4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice.

5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go it alone.

6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well.

8. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat, GET THE HELL OUT!

9. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits; just get out!

10. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.

11. If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around!

12. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing. And even if you're sure you know what you're doing, just don't fool with it!

13. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

14. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, kill them immediately.

15. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.

16. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange because you thought you had half of a tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten.

17. If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time to move in with the in-laws. This applies to houses that had previous inhabitants who went mad or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house.

tee hee ... giant robots

2009-09-02T13:36:00.001-07:00

FOOD!! Brains!!! Brains!! Brains! Brainsssss.

2009-08-28T06:47:00.001-07:00

Here are a few of my favorite things.....

2009-07-20T17:40:00.000-07:00

The Word - Guns, Credit, and Corn

Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c