Friday, January 15, 2010
Saturday, January 2, 2010
My thoughts from 2009
Mythbusters is still the best TV show ever
I don't like Elvis
Milie Sirus is just a robot created by the Disney Imagineers
Gray hair can show up at 29
Blacking out makes for some good stories
When crazy, everything is "inappropriate"
There are good people still in the world
Blogs are nothing but trouble
I have a great family (includes In-Laws, cousins. etc, of course)
Funerals still suck
I hate cancer
I still love chocolate
Having a rare desies is both horrible and exciting
Las Vegas is a lot different then the last time I was there
U2 Rocks!!
I really don't mean to scare my wife
I still can't gamble
I am both sad and happy Robert Jordan is dead
I missed fishing
Rage, Hope, Will, Fear, and Death are cool
My favorite movies of 2009 were Star Trek and G.I. Joe
Family parties don't cause Dinosaur Flu
I miss "The Crash Test Dummies and Steven Page with BLN
Star Wars in Concert was Awesome
Steve Rogers is alive again
Bruce Wayne is dead
Mothers day will never be the same
I will always laugh at "but where are their feet?" when kids go to a viewing
Reading Harry Potter for the first time backwards is the only way to do it
Lady GaGa is a freak, but I still like her music
I don't like Elvis
Milie Sirus is just a robot created by the Disney Imagineers
Gray hair can show up at 29
Blacking out makes for some good stories
When crazy, everything is "inappropriate"
There are good people still in the world
Blogs are nothing but trouble
I have a great family (includes In-Laws, cousins. etc, of course)
Funerals still suck
I hate cancer
I still love chocolate
Having a rare desies is both horrible and exciting
Las Vegas is a lot different then the last time I was there
U2 Rocks!!
I really don't mean to scare my wife
I still can't gamble
I am both sad and happy Robert Jordan is dead
I missed fishing
Rage, Hope, Will, Fear, and Death are cool
My favorite movies of 2009 were Star Trek and G.I. Joe
Family parties don't cause Dinosaur Flu
I miss "The Crash Test Dummies and Steven Page with BLN
Star Wars in Concert was Awesome
Steve Rogers is alive again
Bruce Wayne is dead
Mothers day will never be the same
I will always laugh at "but where are their feet?" when kids go to a viewing
Reading Harry Potter for the first time backwards is the only way to do it
Lady GaGa is a freak, but I still like her music
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
What are the Rules?
Here is some friendly advice. Remember, this advice isn't just relevant for the Month of October, horrible things can happen any day of the year....
The Rules
1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.
2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.
4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice.
5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go it alone.
6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well.
8. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat, GET THE HELL OUT!
9. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits; just get out!
10. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.
11. If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around!
12. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing. And even if you're sure you know what you're doing, just don't fool with it!
13. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
14. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, kill them immediately.
15. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.
16. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange because you thought you had half of a tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten.
17. If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time to move in with the in-laws. This applies to houses that had previous inhabitants who went mad or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house.
2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
3. Do not search the basement, especially if the power has gone out.
4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. However, it will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared. This also applies to kids who speak with somebody else's voice.
5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off and go it alone.
6. As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.
7. Never stand in, on, or above a grave, tomb, or crypt. This would apply to any other house of the dead as well.
8. If you're searching for something which caused a loud noise and find out that it's just the cat, GET THE HELL OUT!
9. If appliances start operating by themselves, do not check for short circuits; just get out!
10. Do not take ANYTHING from the dead.
11. If you find a town which looks deserted, there's probably a good reason for it. Don't stop and look around!
12. Don't fool with recombinant DNA technology unless you're sure you know what you're doing. And even if you're sure you know what you're doing, just don't fool with it!
13. If you're running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it's still moving fast enough to catch up with you.
14. If your companions suddenly begin to exhibit uncharacteristic behavior such as hissing, fascination for blood, glowing eyes, increasing hairiness, and so on, kill them immediately.
15. Stay away from certain geographical locations, some of which are listed here: Amityville, Elm Street, Transylvania, Nilbog (you're in trouble if you recognize this one), the Bermuda Triangle, or any small town in Maine.
16. If your car runs out of gas at night on a lonely road, do not go to the nearby deserted looking house to phone for help. If you think that it is strange because you thought you had half of a tank, shoot yourself instead. You are going to die anyway, and most likely be eaten.
17. If you find that your house is built upon a cemetery, now is the time to move in with the in-laws. This applies to houses that had previous inhabitants who went mad or died in some horrible fashion, or had inhabitants who performed satanic practices in your house.
Wednesday, September 2, 2009
Friday, August 28, 2009
Monday, July 20, 2009
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